robdelaney:

Video surfaced yesterday of what appeared to be U.S. Marines pissing on corpses in Afghanistan. I wrote a blog post about it.

iheartchaos:

This is AWESOME.

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robdelaney:

My least favorite people (at this second) are people who feel Obama “let them down” or “didn’t deliver on his promise.” Guys, “HOPE” was a one syllable slogan, a logo even, to get a corporate backed, big D Democrat elected in a cash contest. People like you are THE SAME THING as the “undecided”…

This was on the kitchen counter in some rich guy’s mansion. My friends were house-sitting there. I think it was a note he left for his maid. Or maybe an art project by one of his kids.

On the bad days I come home to a guy sleeping in my kitchen.

Sorry I can’t trust a healing center that uses such huge lower-case “g“‘s.

robdelaney:

Earlier today someone wrote to me on Twitter “you’re the most disgusting tweeter I have ever decided to follow #UNFOLLOW”

I RTd her, attaching this “Thank you! #prolapse #fistula RT @[redacted]: you’re the most disgusting tweeter I have ever decided to follow #UNFOLLOW”

My joke, in case…

robdelaney:

I just bought some shares in an index fund that tracks the Wilshire 5000, which means I just bought shares in the 5000 largest American companies. I did this because I wish to take substantive action against Standard & Poor’s downgrade of US credit. Standard & Poor’s, and to a lesser degree, Fitch…

huffpostcomedy:

The scene from last night’s Louie where he talks to Dane Cook is awesome.

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